Dan&Phil One Shots~

Dan & Phil

"Whaaat! Why am I always the dead one?!" Phil asked, a humerus pout washing over his features. "You're not actually dead you know? You're literally sitting here whining to me." Dan muttered with a forced straight face before releasing a laugh. Phil shrugged his shoulders innocently, "But still, they never kill you off in FanFiction!" Dan closed the browser and leaned back in his desk chair, hands tucked behind his head. "Maybe I'm more exciting than you?" Dan said, "I honestly don't know, Phil. It's not like I write them...usually." Phil flicked his arm, "I am exciting! Once a bee drowned in my tea and I buried it in my mums flower garden so it could forever smell the pollen." Phil then made an impression of a dead bee smelling a flower. Dan touched his hand to his temple and sighed, "Yes, of course you would." Phil just nodded and watched the other with wide eyes. "Okay, enough aimless infinite drowning into an endless abbess of absolute nothingness of inevitable failures... In other words, I need to stalk Kanye's Twitter page. Absolute stealth is necessary Phil, you can't just go about announcing your fanboy intentions." Phil sipped at his coffee and broke the fourth wall by looked to the camera, "But that's none of my businesses..." He memed as Dan slowly morphed into a Shiba Inu. #SORRY NOT SORRY