Kelsey's Comebacks

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(Violet's POV)
"GOOD MORNING TO YOU, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING!" Sang a way too familiar and WAY too annoying Male voice.(*Hint Hint* HAROLD;)

"Gosh Harold! Too early for your random singing!" I groaned as he chuckled."Be glad It was yours truly that woke you up. If it was your dear brother, then it would've been a lot worse." The girl haired boy said matter of factly.

"HAROLD GET OFF MY BED!" I Said in annoyance." I want to talk to you." He said as I scowled." What else could you possibly want?" I snapped at him rudely." First of all fix your attitude. Second of all the boys and I gotta talk to you and Kelsey about some things regarding last night's um-events." Harry said like I was a monster ready to pounce on him if he didn't chose his words "carefully".

I sighed as I got up from my perfectly warm bed." You'll be fine." Harry reassured giving me a light shove, which got him a dirty look in return. I'm so not in the mood!

This "Talk" can't be good, like at all!

(Kelsey's POV)
Thank god Liam the Lima bean was over at some bodies house! (Excuse me for being so rude! Did I say Lima bean? Well I simply meant Liam. Nothing to it! MOVE ON NOW!)

Anyways I'm glad Liams not here because Violet skipped breakfast.

So what, ya ask, shrugging like it was no big deal. Well my life is in the words of Liam! I could neither die from boredom or I could fly away on the clouds at the words that he says.

I can assure you people that the second chose is not gonna happen. Liam talks about how breakfast is the most important meal of the day and how you simply shouldn't miss breakfast, out of all meals.( I made the mistake of listening the first time he gave his little form of "speech".One of the worst days in my Life!)

Now the boys wanted to talk to us about last nights eventful events. How I hate them at times, especially Niall.

"Girls come here, we need to talk!" Zayns Bradford accents rang through the halls of the tour bus.

Jamie gave me a sympathetic glance as we were basically shoved into the living room.

One Direction might seem perfect and innocent, but to be honest they are child abusers who don't give a second thought before they act.

People these days. Why can't the world be a more peaceful place? A world without the 5 guys I'm currently living with would be delightful, absolutely delightful and very much appreciated.

I plopped down on the couch right next to Violet and as far away from the Irish dude as I could possibly be.

"We decided that you girls are getting grounded for 2 weeks because of the stunt that you pulled last night." Said Harry clapping his large hands together, signaling business.

" NO! YOU HIT US!" I yelled pointing to the blonde and carrot boy, then yelped as Zayn pinched my elbow.

"Why can't you girls understand that it was out of anger?" Said Carrot boy sassily.

SASSILY?! NUH UH, TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME!

"Why can't you guys understand that were not boring people like you.We actually tried to have some fun?" I shot back in the same tone.

"Well, you failed!" Retorted Louis smirking. "Well, so did your dad's condom!" I shot back not even hesitating for a single second.

IM SO DA BOMB!!

"You were born on the highway cause that's where most accidents happen." He said to me.

"That the best you got Tomlinson? Cause can I borrow your face? My ass is on break!" Said back making his famous duck face.

Louis looks like he's about to tackle me. The boys just look amused and were trying to hold back laughter.

That's why you don't mess with Kelsey Horan.

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