Kitten Chaos

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-Nexus P.O.V-

"OH MY JASHIN!! THEY'RE SOO CUUUTTEE!!!" I sqealled they are like mini Akatsuki members.

"I think we both know what to name them." HexAnna told me.

"Yes, Pein, Konan, Deidra, Kisame, Itachi, Tobi, Hidan, Sasori, Kakazu, and Zetsu." I said petting each one in turn and takeing them out of the box to wander around.

Yet, they just sat there looking at us, exept for Tobi he was chaseing his tail like a dog. I reach down to pick up Hidan, and he bit me.

"Ow! You little bastard!" I yelled pulling my hand back, and I swear it looked like the little silver kitten was laughing.

Kakazu swipped a paw at him, and he stoped. I stood up and streched and told HexAnna I was tired. I started walking towards the stairs, Pein, Konan, Tobi, Itachi, Deidra and Zetsu followed me while the others continued to watch HexAnna. I got in bed and put the kittens on it with me, I fell asleep petting Itachi.

-HexAnna's P.O.V-

Nexus went to bed and I was left with Kakazu, Hidan, Kisame, and Sasori. They just stared at me, sitting at my feet on the floor. I reached down and petted Sasori, which must have irritated him because, he padded his way over and jumped on the other side of the couch. Then he layed down and looked at me. I stuck my tounge out at him, and started to pet Kisame. He really liked it when I scratched his back. When I looked at Kakazu and Hidan they were fighting.

"Break it up guys. Its time for bed." I said, getting up and heading towards the stairs.

Almost all the kittens followed me, except Sasori, he stayed on the couch. So I did what any sane adult would do, I stuck my toung out at him again. Then I continued on my way up-stairs, once in my room I just crawled in bed. Right before I fell asleep I felt two kittens curl up on my side.

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The next day: 

Hexanna's P.O.V

I woke up feeling.......... Violated. Evidently, in the night, Hidan, the little bastard, crawled in my shirt and slept between my boobs. This kitten is a God damned pervert. I walk down stairs with my small village of kittens to be greeted by Nexus and her hoard. Sasori was still in the same spot on the couch, go figure. Anti-social much. Nexus was sitting on the other end of the couch just watching me. I was glareing at the stupid little red kitten, and finally flipped him off before plopping down and sitting beside Nexus. Who at the moment was laughing her ass off.

"What's so damn funny?" I asked.

"You are. You just flipped off a cat. Like it was normal." she managed to say between laughter fits.

"Eh whatever, I'm sane I've been tested, you know." I told her.

"Whoever tested you must've not known what they were doing." She said laughing even more.

"Shut up, I'm going to go get ready so I can go to the store, we need more stuff for the house and now some stuff for cats." I said getting up again to head up stairs.

"Don't let the men in white coats take you away from me!" She yelled to me.

I ignored her, and quickly put on some normal jeans and a plain black tee. I pulled my hair up into a pony tail. I grabbed my bag and was quickly out the door. I was quickly moveing around the store grabbing some groceries, and then I went to the other end of the store to find the cat food, litter, food and water dishes. I found everything and was contemplateing buying some cat toys as well, I stood there for a while trying to decide which ones I should get them. I was just about to make my decision but, was then starttled by my cellphone going off. I quickly pulled it out of my pocket to see who it was, it was Nexus so I answered it and put it up to my ear.

"Hey what's up?" I asked praying she hadn't burnt the house down in the twenty minutes I've been gone.

"Theres a slight situation here at the house... Abort whatever your doing and get home now." she said and the line went dead. 

I didnt even bother to do anything with the cart full of stuff, I quickly got out of the store, and into my car. Pulling out of the parking lot, and onto the highway all kinds of horrible scenerios flooded through my mind on the drive home. I turned onto a country road and headed straight for the house, once there and the car was parked I headed straight for the door. I tried the handle, but it was locked so I began to dig through my purse for my house keys. The door then opened and I was stunned, standing in the doorway of my house was a man. Not just any normal man, a seven foot tall, blue skinned shark man... Kisame he's real? I screamed and then the next thing i knew everything went black.

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