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I donut understand

Another one bites the crust

It takes two to mango

Slice Slice Baby

Orange you glad to see me?

We've got all the Thyme in the world

I'm so eggcited

You are a peach of shit

Blurred limes

I'm kind of a big dill

Bitch peas

You look amaizing

ya butter back off pal

I ain't no halibut girl

Get your damn hams off her

Lettuce celebrate

Idaho? no You da ho

That's my jam

Uni-corn

Just beet it

I don't wanna Taco 'bout it

This is the wurst day ever

Go Shawty it's Sherbert Day

I love it when you call me big Papaya

Where've you Bean all my life?

Miso Hungry

Olive you

Don't go Bacon my heart

you're a cutecumber

Mommy, why are people so cruel?

It feels like they don't Carrot all.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

Have you accepted cheeses into your life?

Is there a Turnip ahead?

Cause I'm a crepe

I'm a weirdough

What the hell am I Doughing here?

I doughnut belong here

Say jello to my little friend

Meating you was far from a mis-steak

Lettuce be together forever

I would sacra-fries my life for you

Romaine calm!

Swissconsin

I don't always turninp at parties but, When I do I am the radish guy there

Game of cones

Wanton cruelty

you're a real pizza of work

You take my bread away

I am avocontrol

I loaf you

gender rolls

Kaleiforna

Pork Lo maine

Arkansaw

New Jerky

Mashedchusetts

New Pork

Mississippeas

Baconneticut

oklahummus

Iowatermelon

The malt in our stars

I cantaloupe

Raisin the roof

Elder berries

everyday I'm trufflin

Pretzelvainia

Piedaho

Cransas

North Dakota

Missourifried bean

Texmexas

Arrozona

Tunassee

New Spamshire

South Dacocoa puff

Ohioatmel Raisin

Fishigan

Quinoawashington

Nutellaware

Avocolorado

Ryeoming

Fussillinois

Kenturky

Waffelaska

Cinnamindiana roll

Rocky Rhode island

Tunasee

Bananavada bread

Flordiaicchio

Nebraskebab

Berryland

Georgiaanzola

S'moregen

Nanntana

New Mexiquiche

West Virgerbread man


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