"BABY, BABY, BABY, OH," I sang/screeched. "THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE."
"SHUT THE HELP UP!" My older brother, Brent shouted.
"Harsh," I mumbled. Justin Bieber is my jam. My lady jam.
Any ways. My name's Valentina. I'm Colombian. Which is AWESOME. Cause my skin tone is amazing! I have a perfect tan. And I love it. And I won't share it. Cause that's impossible and it would also be weird. Or could I share it? Probably not. So like I was saying we moved from Colombia when I was 10 so I can speak Spanish. One of the romantic languages if you know what I mean.
Annnnyyyyy waaaayyysss. I'm 17. And also a senior! YAY! That means I'm graduating this year. And I'll be off to Colombia. A VARY PRESTIGIOUS COLLEGE. So yeah. Be jealous.
I have a younger sister named Marianna. Most of you probably won't pronounce it correctly but it's like it's spelled with a "D" after the "R" and then like you're saying Arianna. So it's kinda like Mardianna. But not really. But close. Okay so now I'm rambling. I do that a lot. Sorry.
MORE ABOUT ME NOW! I'm also kinda conceited. Not really but kinda. I have red hair and brown eyes. I dyed it tough. OMHM. (In case you don't know what "OMHM" means, it means "Oh My Hannah Montana" yeah so no copywriting or I will hunt you down and end you. Try me.)
AANNNNYYYYYY WHHHOOOO. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Me. I wouldn't classify myself as a nerd because I'm not. I'm horrible at chemistry. LIKE FOR REAL. We had to mix two chemicals and I accidentally dropped one of them on myself and I was glowing for like 2 weeks. That takes skill yo.
I'm AMAZING at English and American History. Even though I'm from Colombia. I'm skilled asf. So yeah that's enough for now. Cause I'm kinda tired and I just got rejected when I was performing Justin Bieber. Like dafuq? I'm a professional. Bye Felicia.
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