Izaya's Alley Cat

Dealing with Dako-Chan

"Shizuo!! Hey!! Put me down!!"
"..."
"Shizuo!!"
"..."
"Let go!!"
"..."
"I will cut you where the sun don't shine!!!"
"..."
"I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE."
"Will you just shut up!?"
"NEV-Ow!!"
"Oops.." Shizuo made a slight smirk as he continued walking. He did that on purpose.

See, after Dakota ever so rudely ditched Izzy and the witch, and found Shizuo, she got him to chase her for a good twenty minutes. He grabbed her by the hood and slammed her against a wall. He finally realized it was her, (he's a little slow), made his usual 'Tch' noise, and walked away- or atleast tried too. Dakota has been following him around the city for the past half-hour, getting stares and such from people wondering exactly who the hell she thought she was to be bothering the ever-so-mighty Shizuo. Congradulations, You have been filled in.

"Jerk." Dakota mumbled as she flipped up and followed the blonde.
"How long are you going to follow me??" Shizuo growled angrily as he entered his little mood swing again.
"Until you accept my looovve~" Dakota teased in a rather creepy voice. 
"Tch. Go bother the flea or something. Leave me alone!"
"But I looovve you!~" Dakota whined as she threw herself on Shizuo, who continued walking as if she wasn't there.

"...... Woof."
"Get off."
"No."
"....." Shizuo was obviously trying his best not to unleash his anger on Dakota. She new this, so she decided she would step off.. a little.

"Alright, Alright. Fine." Dakota said in sighing whisper. She slowly slid off Shizuo's shoulders as he continued walking.
"You're no fun." Dakota stuck her tongue out at Shizuo as he continued to walk away. 

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A grumpy protozoan arrives back at his home. The door is unlocked, as usual. Who would think of even touching the doorknob?? Eh- No one. Exactly. Shizuo opened the door to his home, and walked in with a growl. He had the lovely time of walking home in the rain. Shizuo shut the door behind him with an irritated sigh. At Least he was home now, and nothing could tick him o-Does he smell pancakes..? 

Shizuo quickly ducked his head into the kitchen.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE??"
"...Yo." Dakota stated with a straight face as she shoved a piece of pancake in her mouth, and left the fork there to wave.

"Why the hell are you in my house?!"
"Got bored. And it's raining outside. Your place was closest, and, uh.... Yep."
"Get out."
"What?"
"Get out!.." Shizuo made his way over to Dakota.
"No man, I just made, like, sixty-seven pancakes. I can't leave now!" Dakota ranted, gesturing in every direction with her fork.
"Leave!!"
"Dude, Listen. I would love too, man, but SOMEBODY'S gotta eat these, so-" Shizuo picked Dakota up by the hood of Izaya's jacket.
"I don't know how you got here, but I want you out!!" Shizuo yelled as he walked with Dakota back to the door, and threw it open. He lightly flung Dakota out. She landed and quickly turned around to look at Shizuo as he shut the door in her sad, pouting face. 

After a minute of angry silence, Shizuo sort of felt bad. A VERY TINY BIT. He opened the door quick, but she was gone. He poked his head out to make sure.

"Yo man, Shut that, you're letting all the cold air in.~"

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Izaya was sitting back on the couch, admiring his game board.
"Don't you think it's wonderful?~"
"No. Goodbye." Namie said with a tude as she left Izaya's apartment. He smiled to himself, but then noticed Namie didn't close the door all the way. Izaya got up to close the door, and halfway there, none other than Ikebukuro's hot-headed idiot burst through the door.

"Shizu-Chan!~" Izaya sang with a grin. "What happened to you?~"
Shizuo has cuts all over his arms, and one on his left cheek. He was soaked from the rain.
"This is yours, Flea." Shizuo said, as he dragged in Dakota from the hallway, and threw her into Izaya's arms. Shizuo then slammed, the door, and left.
"And what exactly were you doing for the past six hours?"
"Makin' pancakes with Shizu-Chan." Dakota said with a straight face as she waved her pocket knife around. "Played some hide and seek." Dakota snapped her knife closed. "And a little game of tag."