My Sister Taking A Selfie????

Then lemme take a Selfie.

She got up, and went back to the mirror. She got my mum's brush, and ran it through her hair(only dropping it once).    Her eyes were glued to the mirror(oh why are you so self obsessed?).  Walking over to me, she asked, with her hand outstretched, "Phwone pwease?"

I rolled my eyes, but still, because of her fricking adoreness,  I handed over my IPhone 6. Oh so professionally, she used her index finger to slide open the "Camera" option. She then positioned her self, in a sexy, cute style.(Although, she probably doesn't know what sexy is). She pressed the screen to snap a picture, but as she was about to, the battery died(Oh no!). 

She stifled a gasp. Then a tear rolled down, causing the black marker to run down her rosy cheeks. (Now wait for it) she cried, and cried. I'm like, "Oh shit, oh no!!!" 

Then to make it worst, my mum's footsteps were audible, and she banged the door open. "Fuck, I'm done for!"

She asked, "What have you done?!"

As if I put the hideous shit on her face, and it was my fault the battery died(well, it was kinda my fault the battery died). 

I explained. I told her what happened, proceeding delicately. My mum just shook her head. She got a wipe, and tried to wipe Palwy's face. God what a bad decsion; you know she is gonna run away, right?

That exactly what my little sister did. All the way down stairs.