My Sister Taking A Selfie????

First lemme dress up

Once upon a place, where this tiny toddler, so obsessed with herself, sat at her dressing table(well a cardboard box with a flowery table cloth on it) admiring her cuteness in a mirror(My mirror!)

She sat there for a few hours( Okay, minutes) applying lipstick, mascara, eye-shadow (ketchup, wet paint brush, and chalk). I approached her, saying "You naughty, naughty girl!" and "Palwy, mummy will be very angry!"

She turned and stuck her tongue out at me, and in a cute baby voice, she replied "Mummy will be very happy!" and with that she applied more 'make-up'. Is she nuts? Maybe not, she is after all (in my imagination) 3 years old. (she is actually a 1 year old).

Next, she trails off, looking through "her" wardrobe, for "fancy" clothes. Typical fashion of hers. She emerges with a dress (my dress!) 100 sizes, no make that 50 (I'm not that fat!)  sizes too big.