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My dearest,

Okay, how do I put this? It may sound cliche, but I want to say right off the bat that I swear that it's not you, it's me. There'a nothing that you could have done better. In fact, you did everything right. You were perfect, and I thought we were perfect together. But things change, and people change too, right? You and me, we've both changed. Even the way you taste has changed. It's all so foreign too me now. That's not how this, us, should work. We should be able to change, but still know each other. I feel like you're a total stranger now. All you do is make me feel insecure. I mean, ever since our love began, I've put on so much weight. I can't even bear to look at the climbing numbers of the scale anymore. It's awful.

But, there were good points of our relationship too. When I look back on what we have, I can smile at those beautiful memories. You were always there to make me smile when all I wanted to do was cry. You were incredibly sweet. I could never ask for anything more. I just can't seem to comprehend what has happened to us.

I guess I should get to the point. This, us, is over. I just can't do it anymore. I need to move on to a new chapter of my life. I promise it's nothing that you did. I just don't feel as happy with you as I used to. I have tried to make it work, tried to love you again for weeks. Nothing has worked. I have tried space, and I have tried to get closer to you. To no avail, I just find that this is the only solution. So I guess here I am, leaving you behind for the last time. I think it's time that we both go our separate ways. I know that there will be days that I will miss you, but this is for the better. I must be strong, and you need to be too.

Ben and Jerry, from the deepest part of my heart, I apologize. But I'm afraid that this is the conclusion I have come to. You have lost a customer. I am no longer in love with your chocolate ice cream. I am so sorry I couldn't make this work.

Sincerely,

Sasha Stewarts.

Dear Sasha,

We understand that this must have been a difficult decision for you. We will miss you dearly, but can not be more happy for you as you take this big step in your life. Just know that whenever you need us, we will welcome you back with open arms.

With much love,

Ben and Jerry's Corp.