Me: Sorry Jack, just realised it's not your fault. I was the one who made the rules.
E.J.: It's fine :(
Me: NEXT QUESTION!
kittysramazing:
Play spin the bottle truth or dare. The person that the bottle points at has to pick truth or dare, BUT if they pick dare they must kiss someone chosen by another person of the Author's choice. If they pick truth... well, the most embarrassing things will do ;33
Me: GOD DAMN! IT'S GONNA GO DOWN, JEFF DROP THAT BOTTLE!
Jeff: *Doesn't drop bottle but pours contents out*
Everyone goes to living room and sits on the couch or carpet.
Me: Whose going first?
Everyone looks at one another.
Everyone except me (because I'm retarded): NO DIBS!
Me: DANG IT! *spins bottle*
Hoodie: ME?!!
Me: Hella yeah, truth or dare?
Hoodie: Truth...
Me: Uhhhh... uhhhh... ughhh... do you... um... are you Jay from the future?
Hoodie: I can't tell you...
Me: Tell the truth Hoodie. ༼ つ ͠° ͟ ͟ʖ ͡° ༽つ
Hoodie: It's possible :/
Me: I'm onto you ಠ_ಠ
Hoodie spins the bottle.
Jeff: Thur-
Me: DARE! He picks dare.
Jeff: But-
Me: I said Jeff picks dare *give Jeff intense stare*
Jeff: Alright *whimpers*
Me: *stands up, closes her eyes, spins, stops and point at someone*
Sally: I'm getting a kiss by Jeff?
Slender: No Sally you're too young.
Me: Thanks for volunteering Slendy :D
Slender: But-
*Jeff kisses Slender at where his mouth should be*
Jeff: That was not intentional. *blushes as he rubs his mouth with his sleeve*
Slender: Understood
Jeff: *Spins bottle* Well Ben, my boy, you are the Chosen One.
Ben: Real funny Jeff (-__-) Truth
Jeff: ADMIT THAT YOU SING DANCING QUEEN IN THE BATHROOM!!!
Ben: *sweats* Whut, I have no idea what you're talking about?
Jeff: *gives intense stare* You suuuurrreee...
Ben: *mumbles something*
Jeff: What was that?!
Ben: *mumbles get louder*
Jeff: Speak up!
Ben: I DO, ALRIGHT OLD MAN!!
Jeff: I'm proud of you bruh.
Ben: You are?
Jeff: Yeah, bruh.
Ben spins bottle.
Sally: *gasps* *whispers* it's fate.
Ben: So um, truth or dare!
Sally: DARE!!
Slender: Oh no-
Me: It's alright Slendy... I got this (•_•) (-•_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
Me: Sally, kiss that fool *points to Ben*
Ben: What?!
Me: On the cheek
Sally: *silent cheer*
Sally kisses Ben while Ben make a digest face.
Me: *shakes head* Ben, Ben... you poor fool.
Sally spins bottle, lands on Eyeless Jack.
Sally: Jack!
E.J.: Yeah, alright. Dare.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
E.J.: :x
Me: ಠ///_///ಠ Um... *panic* Masky!
Masky: ಠ\\\_\\\ಠ Are you serious.
Me: I have never been so cereal in my life, that I eat cereal everyday. ಠ//_//ಠ
Masky: *kisses Jack with mask on*
Me: That don't count.
Masky: What? It's a kiss.
Me: Well, that's I have time for, so ask more questions...
Everyone: BYE!!
JE LEEST
creepy pastas ask/dare (with consequences)
RandomAsks are needed in the comment box. This contains swearing and such but no sexual content (but there are jokes, because I'm immature).