Bob Duncan and Donald Trump

Chapter 14

John and Amy were laughing like distorted chimpanzees at the farmers market. They were laughing too hard to admire the beautiful fish farm in front of them.

When they calmed down, they sat down in front of the freshly gotten Tilapia in the fish farm. It was oddly crowded in there though.

"What's better? Cookies or water?" John asked, watching as Amy was choking on the Spanish moss all in her face from the wind.

She was so beautiful.

"Wtf what question is that? Obviously both!" Amy huffed. She had to take some of the moss out of her shirt, it was clinging to her left titty. "Ugh moss is everywhere?"

"But dat ain't moss tho." John replied. "It's lichen."

"It's lichen!" Amy mocked. "Then why would they call it that?"

"The same reason some people would buy $45 worth of water and cookies." The WWE wrestler replied, looking over at the big nose horn face sitting next to them, along with Thad.

A pretty wolf ran up to them out of nowhere.

"Omg look at it!" Amy screeched. She held out her arms to the adorable small wolf. "Come here, bby!"

The wolf didn't pay attention to to Amy for shit. Instead, it made a doo doo on the cookies Amy had beside her on a napkin. It happily barked and ran back to wherever the tf it came from.

"UNACCEPTABLLLEEEE!" Amy yelled. She spotted Bobby walking by and she pushed him into the fish farm. Bobby screeched in pain as the fish attacked him.

"ROT LIKE THE FISH YOU ARE, BOBBY!!!" Amy yelled, not caring about how huge Bobby's medical bill is.

"Aww, that's my girl." John cooed, cuddling Amy as they say watched Bobby suffering. It was unfair for her, but neither John or Amy cared.