Bob Duncan and Donald Trump

Chapter 9

Everyone in the building went silent when they heard the high pitched bird-squak like voice. They all turned to see that it was..

AMY! ON A HORSE!

"Wtf Amy why are you here??!!" Bob yelled, slamming his plate onto the table which shattered easily. "You are not welcome here!"

"Too bad Bob! I'm here to stop this nonsense!" Amy yelled at him. The horse neighed and kicked Donald Trump. He flew across the room doing a full 420 and landed on a table. It crashed under his weight.

"That's what you get Donald!" Namjoon yelled. He was on the horse behind Amy. Bc logic.

"Yeah! That's what you get from trying to steal MY man!" Amy yelled. Amy did a double take when she saw John Cena.

"Omg. John?" Amy whispered, heart emoji eyes forming over her blue ones.

John stared at her with heart emoji eyes too. Bob was watching the scene unfold with tears streaming down his face.

Amy and John left the restaurant. They both immediately fell in love with each other.

"I'm sorry Bobby but I found my TRUE LOVE!" John yelled as they left. More tears fell down Bob's chubby red face.

"So it was not real at all?" Bob wailed sadly. Calum just looked at him and rolled his eyes.

"Gosh. Just date that useless Stump. He loves you right?" Namjoon said completely done with everyone's shit. He left the restaurant as well.

Bob looked over at Donald, who basically looked dead. He didn't seem to be breathing either.

"NO!" Bobby screamed. "DON DUCK?"

Fire formed beside Donald and Satan appeared right before Bob's eyes. Satan burned Donald who immediately came back to life. Somehow there wasn't any burn mark.

"The things I do for you Bob." Satan growled, immediately disappearing. Bob ran over to Donald and hugged him so tightly Donald nearly died again.

"Donald I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" Bob wailed like that deer in that video. Donald gazed at Bob with love.

"Of course I forgive you." Suddenly Donald grabbed a guitar from literally nowhere.

"I have a song for you, my love." Donald said. He started strumming.

"I love you bitch." He sang. "I ain't ever gonna stop loving you. Bitch."

Tears of joy fell down Bob's face. This was the best night of his life.