Abbey's One shots

Hail to the gnome-johnny christ

We were all sitting around and watching lord of the rings.

"Legolas should be like a king." my sister Kat said as she pretty drooled over Orlando bloom on the tv.

"No bish! Frodo is where it's at." Val said laughing.

Then leana joined in by saying that boromir beats everyone.

"Abbey tell them that legolas is the best!!" Kat said. I rolled my eyes.

"Actually I hail Johnny Christ. He's a gnome. He is the king of the gnomes and he is fabulous!!" I said.

Johnny kissed me. "And you're my queen."