Stuff In My Head

Royals

Hey! I thought I would fire up your Royals spirit, so here's the lyrics to Matthew West's parody for Royals.

"Royals" Parody
By: Matthew West

A baseball diamond green and fresh
I cut my teeth on series rings in the 80s
I'm quite proud of my address
In a crazy town, Kansas City
But every year it's like bullpens, dugouts, swingin' for the fences
Homeruns, strikeouts, trashin' the opponents
We don't care, we're driving homers in our dreams
But everybody's like Cardinals, Red Sox, what about the Yankees
Mets, Braves, Marlins, Tigers and the Phillies
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

[Chorus]
Cuz you'll never beat the Royals
It don't run in your blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We create a different kind of buzz
We will be your rulers
Kings of the MLB
And baby we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule
It's not just a fantasy

The fans and I - we've cracked the code
We count our wins on the plane from your city
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this
We've only come for glory

But every year it's like bullpens, dugouts, swingin for the fences
Homeruns, strikeouts, trashin the opponents
We don't care, we're driving homers in our dreams
But everybody's like, Cardinals, Red Sox, what about the Yankees
Mets, Braves, Marlins, Tigers and the Phillies
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

Cuz you'll never beat the Royals
It don't run in your blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We create a different kind of buzz
We will be your rulers
Kings of the MLB
And baby we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule
It's not just a fantasy

Ooh ooh oh
We're even better than we dreamed
We'll beat every other team
Ooh ooh oh Life is great at 'The K'
Winning every single game

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Hey! Comment below what your favorite baseball team in the MLB is. Cool points and a shoutout if it's the Royals!!! =)