So hey guys I fell and almost died ... I got kicked in the balls by Michael ..got dick slapped by Luke don't ask ... Ashton fucking farted on my face drawing a dick in my face with a sharpie ....Mali embarrassed me so bad ...mum made me wear old clothes ... Fans made me say weird things and say I want to fuck Luke ....which is kinda true ..moving on ..Luke and Michael shaved the back of my head a little bit .. My new dog ran out .. I needed to poop in the back of my own fucking house .........
Guys this all happened in one day
