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#36

Evie:

I give 0 fücks if it's early in the morning buttttttt ask me what my religion is.

Neil:

What is your religion?

Evie:

Well *pulls out speech*

Evie:

*gets a stand and clears throat*

Evie:

I'm glad you asked.

Evie:

It's rendezvous ;)))))))

Neil:

Really? Did you just.

Evie:

Oh Niall. Believe it I just.

Neil:

I'm adding Harry.

Evie:

Harold********

Neil:

Same thing.

~Neil added Harold to conversation~

Evie:

Ahhhh Harold Lovely to see you.

Harold:

Shushhhhh me and Lou are watching a movie.

Evie:

Is it called "I killed my mother" yes that French film. Yes that sex scene where it's like your twins. Yes your cuddled up on a sofa as Lou plays with your hair occasionally sharing kisses. Ah. Can I join? I wanna film the Larry sex tape... Oops.

Neil:

Very descriptive.. Probably true.

Harold:

Shushhhhhh no it's the BFG!!!! You know that book.

Evie:

Y u lying? Y u always LYIN omggggg staph fückin lyinnnn.

Neil:

Thank you so much for that moment. Just yes. I'm laughing so much right now.

Harold:

Niall. We know walls are very thin. Your very loud. I can hear you FRAKAING breath.

Neil:

And I can hear you and Louis giggling like 5 year olds. -__-

Harold:

Shut up. It's a funny movie.

Evie:

I'm actually just crying just. KMFG my LYFE RN. LARRH feels OMFG Niall be sexy (had to be said) and onfgbsasjsbsjsjsjjjsssvvbdhdbdbb

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11 days until I see one direction, I'm not ready man. I'm not mentally stable enough for this shit OMFG get me some tissues and some more feaking storage in my phone OFMG