dan is a vampripe!!!!1!! au

chapter 10

fil and dan were just havin a normal goffick day. dey were just watchin death not wen al of a sudin gerd way came in werin a pikn flowr crown and haz starbux pumpkin spoce late in hiz hand!!!!!1!2!!22!2!!2!2!!3!4!5!!4!2! "OMG GERD WUT R U DOIN111!!1!2!2!!2!2!" "o hey guyz just wana tell u tht uz livin in 2004 u need 2 get wif da program bitchs!!!!1!2!2" dan n fil gaspd. "omg gerd r u goin prep??????2222!!1" gerd cakuld. "OH YES LANA DEL RAY N PARAMOR 4 LIFE! HALSEY N TØP ARE DA BEST" fil n dan gapd. they ripd of all dere mcr stuff (wich was everyding dey were wearin) amd jimpd out da window. "finly dey gon nobodi likd dem muthr fukrz anywai HESITANT ALIEN 4 LYFE BITCHS" dan n fil wouldv not died if dey did not fal in2 a pile of holy eucharists and rosaries. sudinly halsey n josh dunn flew in and gerd married them!!!!!1!!1!!2

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