"holy fuckballz ryan u look supa smexy today." kellin quinn said to ryan.
"FUK OFF M8 HEZ MY BITCH!" brendon screamd and punchd kellin in da face with his magical kangaroo penis sword.
"OW BRENDON U FCKIN TURD BASKIT FITE ME U LIL BASTARD!!!" kellin sead grabbin his red ninja turtle mask and matchin weapon.
"guyz, guyz, theres enough of my beautiful cock 2 go around." ryan said tossin his boa ova his shoulder. all of a suddin, donald trump walked thru da door wearing a pink tutu drinkin a pumpkin spice latte.
"yall bitches need to calm your fuckin tits ova here i could hear u all the way from da office in dc."
"da fuk donald trump nobody fuckin likes u go suk a cock or sumthin #berniesandersforlyfe" brendon says.
"all u n*ggas need to shut ur hispanic bodies up." donald said. everybody in da house gasped.
"oh no he didnt." vic fuentes said. "hold my earrings gurl imma bout to cut a bitch."
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RYDEN IS VICTORIOUS
Teen Fictioni'm so sorry i'm just bored. read my last crack fic based on my immortal, the shittiest piece of literature ever.
