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29. whats one of your best prank?

Question from @Zee_the_unicorn :)

**Warning: cussing involved**

I WARNED YOU

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OKAY! This is only considered funny to me bc I did it on my dad XD

I did this prank on my Dad and Holy motherfuck! ITS HILARIOUS bc my dad gets so pissed off idk he gets angry easily and cusses the fuck at me many times :3

Anyways you can try to if ya WANT. You can do it to anybody really

My prank was when I washed my hands but i didnt dry em. I went up to my dad in front oof his face but HE WAS SLEEPIN! and I faked sneezed and threw water SPRINKLES @ his face! MUHAHAHAHAHA XD N He woke up and was sooo pissed! Heres how the conversation went bc I remembered XD LMAO

Me: ACHOO *fake sneezes*

Dad: HOLY MOTHERFUCKER! *gets up and hits my head*

Me: FUCK *rubs head*

Dad: OW! WTF DID YOU DO???!! *rubs head*

Me: HAHA I SNEEZED IN YO FACE BITCH!

Dad: WTF!!!?? HOLY FUCK! IM GOING TO BE SICK YOU ASSHOLE!

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA

Dad: OMFG GO KILL YOURSELF! YOU KNO I HATE BEIN SICK!

Me: Your not sick...... YET!

Dad: IT DONT FUCKIN MATTER! I WILL BC U FUCKIN HAD TO BLESS YO SHIT IN MAH FACE

Me: Arent ya gonna say bless u to me? 3:

Dad: FUCK NO! FUCK U N YO BLESSINGS! YOU DESERVE NONE!! *goes to the bathroom*

Me: HAHA LMAO

Dad: NOT PHANY! HW WOULD U LIKE IT IF I DID THAT TO U IN UR SLEEP! HUH???

Me: LMAO

Dad: STOP FUCKIN LAFFIN

Me: Hahahahahahah U BELIVE IT!

Dad: Wtf do u mean!?

Me: ITS WATER! I BLESSD U WITH WATIR XD

Dad: *glares at me* OH..... REALLY?

Me: Yes XD

Dad: IM GOIN TO KILL U!! U FUCKIN BASTARD!

Me: HAHA GOOD LUCK W/ THAT

Dad: *runs towards me butt trips over the rug*

Me: HAH EPIC FAIL! *runs*

Dad: FUCK! I THINK I BROKE MY ANKLE HOLY FUCK! CHRISTOPHER U FUCKIN ASS! HELP MEH GODDAMN IT

Me: Haha nice try! ur gonna try to attack meh while i help u! IM NOT STUPID!!!

Dad: NO! FO REAL! ITS BROKEN *whines*

Me: HAHA no

Dad: OMFG CALL 911 FOR HELP!!!

Me: HOLY MOTHERFUCK! WAT?? U DONT CALL COPS U CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!

Dad: YES HALP MEH UP N CALL EM!

Me: OMFG U OK *helps dad up*

Dad: HAH BITCH *tackles me*

Me: FUCK YOU YOU LYIN ASS BITCH *spits in dads face*

Dad: FUCK! NOW IM DEFIANTLY GONNA TO GET SICK! FUCK U ASSHOLE! GO FIND A HOLE.. NO... DIG A HOLE AND LIVE IN IT U PIECE OF GIANT ENORMUS SHIT

Me: NO! U DO IT FIRST U GAYASS

Dad: OH IS THAT HOW IT IS!

Me: YES! GO DIE IN A HOLE

Dad: NO

Me: BISH

lmao that was my prank

Muhahahhaha XD

I had more better pranks especially if you read my conversation book. Its when I prank someones boyfriend XD

Thanks