Harry and Ron walk down hallway and they turn corner to see herm and gin fucking.
"omg but GIN my gf." Harry say
"i know, herm my gf!" Ron say
"I know!" Harry say
"What?" Ron say
"Let get payback and act gay for eachother to get back at dem." Harry say
"Good idea." Ron say
"I know" Harry say
The next day Harry and Ron fucked and act gay all day to get back at herm and gin. Harry start to love Ron but couldn't tell Ron bc Ron would think he gay. Ron start to love Harry but couldn't tell Harry bc Harry would think he gay. Harry got brave one day and tell Ron.
"omg Harry I love you to. let get marry." Ron say
"omg yes Ron I love you marry me." Harry say
"let get marry tomorrow." Ron say
"ok let tell every one tonite." Harry say
"okay" Ron say.
At diner they told all of hog warts.
"NO BUT HARRY I LOVE U." Draco yell
"No fuck u MALFOY I love Ron he my baby daddy." Harry say
"We can have threesome" Ron say
"Gud idea" Harry and Draco say
"Let name kid DRARRY RORRY WEASLEY!" Ron say
"ew wtf no Ron" Harry say
"Let name it herm gin parksin" Ron say "bc those hoes left us."
"Yea" Harry and Draco say
And then they fucked for all eternity and never stopd.
Hope u like. Written by yo hoe, prongs. haha bitch paddy got hacked.
