Dear God where do I start? The fact that a tornado over the water can suck up the water and sharks is far beyond what it actually does. Like, if there's a tornado over the ocean, it's just gonna be there, like, "what's up?" Not to mention a tornado needs land to form and grow. Like, where the hell were the producers and editors on that?
Next up is why? Ju-just why?! I mean, flying sharks?! REALLY?! What the actual hell?! The fucking writers were high as all fuck when they were writing this. I mean, they must of been on some crazy shit.
Next is how? How does a guy get eaten-whole, I might add-by a giant shark, survive, and have the strength and room to pull a Deadpool infinite pocket on this bitch and get a chainsaw from who the fuck knows where?! I mean come on, writers! Where does he store the chainsaw?! Can his pants hold that much?! Who the fuck knows?!? I DO! THEY'RE FUCKING JEANS!! NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL CAN SOMEONE FIT A FUCKING CHAINSAW IN JEANS!!! NO ONE! NOT EVEN THAT GUY! I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A FUCKING BADASS! NO SINGULAR HUMAN CAN FIT A MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING PAINTS!! GOD!
AND THAT'S NOT COUNTING THE FACT THAT THE SHARK SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! SHARKS NEED TO CHEW!! THEY CAN'T SWALLOW THINGS WHOLE, GOD DAMNIT!!! SHARKS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!! MOTHERFUCKER!!
Wooh. That was fun.
