Last Night...

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IMPORTANT--- ALL THE THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE TRUE!! 

Last night, I was laying in bed, when I heard this sound... like a high-pitched rip in the darkness... I sat up, and stared around in the gloom, waiting. Waiting for something... or someone  to jump out at me...

Then... it hit me. The stench, the foul, horrible smell of a dog's arse...

Which(of course) is where it  came from...

My dog... had farted...



SEE?! Wha'd I tell ya'? Some crazy-ass sh*t going on inside my mind, and this actually went through my mind last night as it was happening...

holy crap...



Thanks for reading!!

peace~

Jeanae xx



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