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I saw my babies live on Sunday. Lemme tell you about it..

NIALLS FUCKING CROTCH GRAB OMFG

SOMEONE THREW PIZZA AT HARRYS HEAD AND HE WAS LIKE "who wants pizzaaa" WITH HIS FUCKING BRITISH ACCENT

FUCKING LIAM WHY ARE YOU SO perfect LIKE BITCH STAHP

FUCKING LOUIS. HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON RN FOR CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS WTF

HARRYS THREW HIS WATER ON EVERYONE AND IT GOT ON ME AND I WAS LIKE "I HAVE JUST BEEN BLESSED" LIKE I WAS BLESSED THAT WATER WAS FUCKING HOLY WATER JAYSUS

AND ALL MY SNAPS AND VIDEOS FROM THE CONCERT GOT DELETED ON SNAPCHAT AND I'M FUCKING PISSEDDDD LIKE FFS

Oye and this drunk girl was all over my brother like ew no stop.

Bye.

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