America : Hahaha! Welcome to America! I'm the hero! Want some fries, Japan?
Japan : Arigatou, America-san.
America : Here you go!
*gives giant fries*
Japan : *Sweat drops* 0 - 0)° u-uh, arigatou, America-san.
America : Oh wait... this is the small size... Here's the large...
*gives fries as big as a door*
Japan : U-uhm America-san, here it's fine, *gives fries back to America*, you can eat it arr, I'm not hungry
America : No! We Americans prepared these especially for you, Japan! Oops! I am so clumsy... That's the medium size! Here's the large! *fills a large bouncy house full of fries*
Japan : America-san... I think this is too much. I want the smarrest one you have.
America : OK! *fills a bathtub full of fries*
Japan : Uhh.. *eats five pieces* I'm furr, you can have the rest.
America: WHAT?! ALL RIGHT!!! *eats fries in ten seconds*
Japan : *sweat drops* Anou~ America-san? If you want more there are still some more in the bouncy house...
America : Of course!!! *eats all in five seconds*
Japan : *sweat drops even more* "oh great kami-sama" Uhh, risten America-san, I have to go...uhmm...make some sushi for my boss! It's...uh...his birthday today...
America : Ok, dude!
Japan : Arigatou Gozaimasu, America-san *does a bow* Especiarry for the fries... *sweatdrops*
America : Np dude! Just call me when you want more!
Japan : That won't be necessary, America-san
TO BE CONTINUED
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Next time on Japan and America-kun
America: Hey Japan! Wanna play video games and eat all these?! *shows 100 burgers, 50 sodas, and 400 fries*
*Japan turns very pale and his soul comes out of his mouth*
Japan's Soul: *waves* I don't think I can eat arr that. goodbye~
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Arigatou gozaimasu = thank you very much
Arigatou = thank you
Anou = uhm
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Random Hetalia Skits!（ランドムヘタリアスキツ）
FanfictionRandom Hetalia stories created while we bored and had nothing better to do during school. A novel so random and makes absolutely no sense. -Authorsss NOTE* Lmao I'm publishing this again 😂😂 I know it sucks BUT, WE MADE THIS IN 2013-4 (I think lol)...
