Random Hetalia Skits!（ランドムヘタリアスキツ）

イタリアのパスタクラブ (Italy's Pasta Club)

Italy : Ciao! Welcome to the pasta club, everyone!

Romano : Welcome to the pasta club, you jerks!

Italy : Huh? Nii-chan? You're in the pasta club?

Romano : Y-you jerk!!! I-a hate you!!! *starts crying*

Italy : Nii-chan, don't cry! Here, I-a brought your best friend, Doitsu! *drags doitsu*

Doitsu : Oi Itali-

Romano : Why did you bring that potato-loving jerk bastard here?! *points at doitsu* You! You jerk! My own brother doesn't talk to me anymore! He's always with you! Doitsu this, Doitsu that! How about-a me! I hate you!!!

Doitsu : Oi! Your name is Romano, right? Your brother told me jou like tomatoes! *passes tomato to Romano, then Romano eats it*

Romano : G-grazie, I-its not like I-a want to thank you! You jerk!

Doitsu : *sighs* Italia, vhy did you drag me over here, anyway?

Italy : Ve~ I wanted to make pasta and-a pizza! Oh I-a know! I-a should bring Japan too! *drags Japan*

Japan : Itaria-kun, may I ask why you dragged me over here?

Italy : I-a was making pasta and-a pizza and I-a thought that you wanted some!

Japan : Ah, yes, I am quite hungry, I suppose I can herp you.

Italy : Ve~ yay! Let's go! Let's go! *drags Romano, Doitsu, and Japan to the kitchen*

*Spain Enters*

Spain : What's up guys? I brought tomatoes!

Italy : Ve~ Spain-nii, do you want to-a make pasta and-a pizza?

Spain : Ah~sure, Ita-chan! *pats Italy's head*

Romano : Hey! What's that tomato-loving bastard doing here?

Spain : Hey Romano! *puts tomato in Romano's mouth*

*Romano eats tomato and stops talking, America and Canada enters*

America : Hey Italy! I'm the hero! I brought my awesome, (artificial and full of preservatives) pizza sauce! Let's get some on there dude!

Italy : Wh-What? No! Real tomatoes are-a better America!

(Author-kun: Listen to Italy, kids! You'll all become fat! Well, you already are, so just continue on...)

America : What should I do with this sauce then? *points to 2500 liters of pizza sauce*

Canada : Use it as ketchup, America.

America : Who are you again?

Canada : I'm Canada.

America : Mattie! when did you get here?

Canada : I was here this whole time! *shouts*

(Author-chan : More like whispers lol...)

America : Wait... I know what to do with all this sauce! Hey Japan!

Japan : Yes, America-san?

America : Remember all the fries I gave you last time?

Japan : Hai, America-san. What would you rike me to do with them?

America : Dump them in here, ok? *points at giant tub of ketchup*

Japan : O-O i-in there....?

America : Ya dude! It'll go great with my medium-sized shake! *points to shake as big as empire state building, outside in the field*

*Prussia goes outside near America's shake, no one notices*

Prussia : Kesesesese! I'm gonna punch a hole on ze side of zis giant container to prove how awesome I am! *punches giant hole in container, laughs*

America : Nooooooo!!! The shakey goodness!!! It's horrible!!! *sucks the ground to retrieve "the shakey goodness"*

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Hai = Yes

Onii-chan/Nii-chan = Big brother

Doitsu = Germany

Grazie = Thank you

Author-chan : Sheesh... wtf is going on here... *says with a poker face*. Please tell me Author-kun...

Author-kun : Well, Author-chan, me and Prussia were playing pranks on Alfie! Ain't that right, Prussia?

Prussia: No! I ze awesome Prussia will not be affiliated with you Author-kun!

Author-kun : Oh right! Well, I tried!

Prussia : Unfortunately, Even I ze awesome Prussia has an owner... His name is Hidekazu Himaruya!

Italy : We didn't even get to cook anything yet!

Author-kun : Well said Prussia, and I'm sorry Italy.

Author-chan : That's all dudes and dudettes! See ya!

*click*

Author-kun : Hey! I want to do the click!

*click*