Ep.1

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Cas: Velcom to the first episode of...
Dan: THE SEXY ENDSCREEN DANCE

Cas: *facetree* No, Dan, you can do that after the show. *throws him back in the freezer* Anyways, welcome to the first episode of the Fangirl Show!

*John Cena theme song plays*

Cas: Today, we'll be interviewing characters from -

PG: BLAAAAACK BUTLER
*John Cena theme song plays*

(Screams are heard)

Cas: Oh great, who let the fangirls out?

Dan:*in freezer * not me!

Pg: Uuuuuuhhhhgh, Greenie, the fangirls got out!

Greenie: On it! * horde of rampaging fangirls halt and stare as some random blonde hipster run out of nowhere clutching a grenade and a cup of coffee * QUIET DOWN THERE! WE'LL FEED YOU THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LATER *slams door on them* Good grievers, who let them out?

Thranduil: *crashes through wall* WHO LET THE FANS OUT

Minho: *follows him* WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?!

*Thranduil and Minho walk out*

Cas: Ernehwerz...

PG: Let's meet our two representatives! Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis!

*John Cena theme plays*

Sebastian: *whispers* Grell isn't here, is he?

Cas: Oh, he's here all right. We just threw him in the dungeon to interview later.

Sebastian: -______o

Grell: *in dungeon* AAH FANGIRLS NO DON'T TOUCH THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE HEY STOPPIT GET OFF ME HEEEELP!!!!!!

Greenie: GUYS STOP IT DOWN THERE. YOU CAN FANGIRL AFTER WE'VE INTERVIEWED HIM.

*fangirl screams stop*

Cas: ...yeah.

Sebastian: *satisfied smirk*

PG; Anyways...

Ciel: *pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs* and to think I could get away with all of the stupidity from my world

??? *walks in sassily* Move over peasant, for I am be the king and sit there

Ciel: ALO-AHHH! *gets pushed off chair*

Alois: Claude sit!

Claude: *sits silently*

Alois: *sits on Claude's lap and flips hair* anyways let's get to it shall we? I have extremely important things to do with my life other than doing interviews all day*crosses leg over the other*

PG: Uhh, yeah okay *turns to Cas* you wanna start?

Cas: *nods* yes, so first welcome and the first question will be-

??? WOOO! *Comes In riding on lawn mower recklessly*

Cas: WATCH OUT!!!

Everybody: *ducks*

???: *pushes up glasses with scythe* Ronald Knox, due to almost decapitating these innocent women you shall work overtime

Ronald: B-but William-senpai!! *wimpers"

Alois: stop your weeping you child!

Ronald: Can-it little girl!

Alois *is offended* IM A BOY YOU AS- ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

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