Day 1 - School

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SuperMum woke up and said, "What a fine morning today."

Where's SuperJake, he has school today!!!!!!!!!!

SuperMum stormed into SuperJake's room and she punched him in the face.

Ouch!!! What the fuck, Mum

"GET READY FOR SCHOOL NOW"

Jake started to cry, why is Mum so mean to me? I never get to have fun and when I do she always stops me. I hate school with all that shit like Art and Swimming like who the fuck does that?

Mum storms into Jake's room again and she hits him into the Shower Changer 3000.

Then she picks him up and throws him into the school bus.

SuperJake falls into the bus and he feels sick

"Oh, god, I have to stop Mum.

Well today's the last day of school so I guess it's not that bad but I still feel sick.

Then Jake saw a girl, OH MY GOD LOOKS THAT GIRL, SHE LOOKS SO FINE WILL SHE BE MY VALENTINE!

Then the girl turned around and looked at Jake

Ok I am going to post the whole thing tomorrow


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