Today we shall talk about how gum is SUPPOSED to work
Hint: SUPPOSED
Well my friends let me tell you a story
Today I had gum
I shared it with 2 people
I told them do NOT tell anyone that I gave you gum
Now 2 minutes later someone asks them where they got their gum
Let me break this down so you can understand
Person who wants gum: do you have gum?
The 2 people I gave gum to: No
Person who wants gum: dont lie i see it in your mouth
The 2 people I gave gum to : we got it from that person *points to me*
Me: *does hand flip motion* Dafuq
Person who wants gum : Can i have gum?
So after that a whole lot of people see me giving out gum and I end up running out of gum
Like.......dafuq
But being the nice person I am I gave them all gum . LEARN THIS .......BEING NICE GETS YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE
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just kidding be nice to everyone.
BYEEEEE SEEE YOU NEXT TIME
