Gum

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Today we shall talk about how gum is SUPPOSED to work

Hint: SUPPOSED

Well my friends let me tell you a story

Today I had gum
I shared it with 2 people
I told them do NOT tell anyone that I gave you gum
Now 2 minutes later someone asks them where they got their gum

Let me break this down so you can understand

Person who wants gum: do you have gum?

The 2 people I gave gum to: No

Person who wants gum: dont lie i see it in your mouth

The 2 people I gave gum to : we got it from that person *points to me*

Me: *does hand flip motion* Dafuq

Person who wants gum : Can i have gum?

So after that a whole lot of people see me giving out gum and I end up running out of gum

Like.......dafuq

But being the nice person I am I gave them all gum . LEARN THIS .......BEING NICE GETS YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE

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just kidding be nice to everyone.

BYEEEEE SEEE YOU NEXT TIME

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