supernatural one-shots

Armyofassbutts

Charlie and Dean are trying to find out if you are gay or lesbian to see who has a shot:

"She's a lesbian." Whisper-shouted Charlie at Dean, who was standing across from her with his arms crossed, shaking his head in denial.
"How the hell do you figure?" Dean argued.
"Have you seen the way she dresses? She's butch!" Charlie exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air.
"She's a goddamn hunter Charlie! You can't expect her to wear dresses and have perfectly polished nails." Dean retorted, stuttering over the words, not being particularly familiar with the girly world of manicures and fashion.
"Y'know what Dean! Let's just go ask her one of her ex's names, that will tell us if she's into guys or girls." Charlie proposed. Dean pondered it for a minute.
"So we both like her... And we need to find out what her sexuality is to see which one of us has a shot... You're on Charlie Bradbury." Dean finalized, outstretching his hand to shake with Charlie. She grabbed it enthusiastically and shook, then they both marched their way to the library where they knew they would find you. You were sitting at the table, reading a book on demon summoning, when Dean and Charlie both stalked in, eyes both clearly directed towards you, the sudden and unexpected attention drew you away from your reading, simultaneously, they sat down across from you, Dean clasping his hands with his forearms rested on the table, Charlie leaning forward in her chair with her hands firmly placed on the edge, they both stared at you.
"Uhhh hey guys, what's up?" You asked cautiously.
"Oh, Dean and I were just talking about terrible ex's. Did you ever have any awful ex's Y/N?" Charlie asked innocently, her slight lisp made the term 'ex's' sound cute and funny, you laughed. Pondering the question.
"Actually yeah I had this one really bad ex." You said, remembering your worst break-up.
"Oh yeah? What was their name?" Dean asked, stealing a sideways glance at Charlie, who sneered at him.
"Alex" You said shortly. Dean and Charlie looked at each other with confusion, Dean shifted uncomfortably on his elbows, Charlie's head went sideways and she screwed up her eyes.
"Alex being short for..." Dean asked.
"Alexis." You replied again, not offering more than that, suspicious of their intent.Charlie and Dean still looked confused. Charlie leaned over to Dean slightly and spoke quietly.
"Is that a boy's or girl's name?" She asked. Dean shrugged his shoulders, lost.
"I-I think it's unisex." Dean mumbled. Charlie attempted to be straight-forward.
"Was Alex a girl or a guy Y/N?" Charlie asked blankly, you laughed.
"Oh good one Charlie! But i gotta tell you guys, Alex was horrible, so glad I ended it." You chuckled returning to your book. Dean and Charlie were bewildered and more confused than before. Finally a frustrated Dean asked you the big question.
"Y/N, are you gay or straight? Charlie and I wanna know..." Dean muttered the last part defensively. You blinked at them, honestly taken back by their curiosity.
"You guys... I'm bisexual, I thought you knew that." You said half laughing standing up from your chair, book in hand.
"You guys are so weird." You added, flattered by the apparent mystery. After you left, Dean and Charlie stared at each other, shocked, feeling slightly embarrassed. They looked at each other, Charlie narrowed her eyes, Dean rolled his.
"Great..." he muttered. Charlie sighed loudly, head tilted to the ceiling.
"Let the game begin."