THE romantic comedy?

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BOY: hi HOW are you TOnight what would u like to eat my dear beautiful?

GIRL:i would not like to eat i just want to to kill a cat and feed u its brain and eyes to make eyeball noodle soup! its my favorite u know!

BOY:what the hel?! is wrong with u! ur so gross ewewe!!! u have got to be killing me! {boy started to roll around the floor in the mall}..

GIRL: yes my love u did not know im actully a killer ima vampire u should have known .. even if im beautiful im in love with skulls i just stayed with u to be with u i have the craving of blood..

BOY:ima werewolf of course i dont eat tht junk!i drink milk chocolate and stuff i dont know i think im stupid!

GIRL:yes you are stupid right now ur acting like a lunatic! ur rolling on the ground like ur a drunk homeless person!

BOY: ummi dont like u ur really eeww i want to vomit and lets break up ur just a wierdo!

GIRL: i would love to drink ur blood but i know if i do ill become old and die ! ill look ugly!!

BOY:yea yea see u in hell or werewolf world if u can!

GIRL: i stay in vampira! see ya! [whispering jerk}

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⏰ Last updated: May 28, 2013 ⏰

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