Compliments of a Corporal (LevixReader Comedy)

HEICHOU THE PEDOPHILE!?

(F/n)'s POV

*8:00am that morning ~*
Your hair is spread out across the front of your face, staring at the ceiling.....eh. What time is it...? You look at the clock.
8:00. Thats fine. Wait. 8:00. Training was at 7:30. FUCK! You fall out of bed, laying on the floor in pain. Your foot, still in bed, laying awkwardly in your uniform.
Note to self : DON'T GO WITH SASHA TO A BAR. EVER.

"OI! (L/n)!!!!WHAT THE HELL?!"
Suddenly, the door flings open, but whoops...
BANG!
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck MY FUCKING HEAD FUCK"
You lay there, clutching your head from the impact of the door slamming you full in the face.
"Why the fuck are you on the floor cadet?"
You hated him. Every hair on his damn head, every glare sent across the field, every atom and molecule of his being.  You sent him ice cold daggers at his face. You realised who this was, and instantly stopped and gave a fake smile.
"Sorry Heichou. But please do knock next time.", you simply mumbled, emphasising KNOCK.
"You're half an hour late for training you brat."
"Sorry..."
In reality, you honestly couldn't give a fuck. You smiled again, gritting your teeth. He stared at you, waiting for you to get up. You didn't get the message, and you lay on the floor upside down staring at him for a good 10 minutes. Well, this isn't awkward at allllll. He suddenly holds out his pale hand, waiting for you to grab it. You slap it away hard, his reaction of glaring. You stood up on your own, brushing the 'dirt' off. The short man stared at you through the doorway. You smirked.
"Levi?"
"Tch.What."
Your evil grin widened.
"Can you wait here for me?"
"Why?"
"Please?"
"Fine, brat. But hurry up, you're wasting my time."
You smiled, and quietly closed the door so he could wait outside. Pay back time. You got undressed, and wrapped a towel around your bare chest, while wetting your hair, giving the complexion of just having a shower.
"Come iiiinnnn corporalllll!" You sing songed.
He turned the knob, and pushed the door open. You hid inside the bathroom, waiting. He stood at the door way.
"Please take a seat sir, theres a chair while I tie my hair back ~"
"Tch. Whatever."
He sits down, and waits.
Plan into action. You stood there in the towel, and walked out of the bathroom, standing near the man. He turned his head slowly, and stared at you. His eyes widened at seeing you this way. You smirked at him.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HEEEEEELLLP!! PEDOPHILE IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!!! HEEELPPP!! HES TRYING TO TOUCH ME!! HEEELLLPPPPPPP!!"
"Why you fucking little ---"
The door flung open, Hanji staring at the short Heichou. Her mouth hung open, shocked.
"LEVI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL"
"Tch. Shes lying. "
"AS IF (L/n) WOULD LIE TO ME! WHAT THE FUCK! GET OUT YOU FILTHY PEASANT!"
He smirked again.
"Gladly."
With that, he stood up and glared at you. You had a 'I'm-scared-pls-dont' face plastered on. He slammed the door shut, leaving you with Hanji.
"(F/n) ARE YOU OKAY?"
"I-I think so..."
She smiled, and responded.
"Although... You and shorty would be a cute couple..."
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
Your blood began to boil. Or your began to blush. Hanji noticed, and left silently. Wise.
You got changed, and left for training. You walked through the halls, everyone pointing at you and whispering. You eventually got pissed, and attacked one of them. More specifically, you attacked Eren.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL POINTING AT!?"
"Eh!? Oh, we're all talking about you and your new boyfriend."
"Oh? Who would that be exactly?"
"Levi Heichou of courseeee. "
Mikasa was somewhere else, so it was safe. You grabbed his hair and slapped him. You pinned him to the ground, smiling. He smiled back, and you left again. You went to hand to hand training next, at 11:00 am. The class was taken by Levi, and you got in a bad mood.
"Right. Now, you brats better listen closely. Pick a partner, and start fighting....Pick a partner, before I make you all clean those stables!"
Everyone paired up.
"Mikasa?"
"Sorry, with Reiner."
"Eren?"
"Sorry pal, I'm with Armin."
Shit. They're all paired...
"Hey! Cadet (L/n)!!! I SAID PAIR UP YOU IDIOT!"
"Sir, there's no one left sir...."
"Hm. Seems so. Then you'll have to fight me."
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You reluctantly nodded.
Here goes nothing....

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