Chapter 1: Like This

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JUNE 30,2011

*12:01am*

What is the point of having unlimited everything on your phone when no one wants to text me.All I do is go on FanPop, Twitter, and Facebook.  I'm such a loser I have only 14 friends on facebook. How pathetic is that? I wish I could be one of those girls who post a picture and got thirty likes. I feel so ugly. Does that make sense?

*2:30am*

I've just came up with the best idea. I'm going to make this confident alter ego facebook. Of course the pictures will be me but it won't be my name and I'll add strangers not those shittty people from North Pond High School. I haven't even begun High School and I know i'll hate the people there. Especially when I dealt with them at Fangston Middle School. Anyway i've also came up with a cool name....

I am Leison Chezze.

JULY 1, 2011

OMG I made this shit right before bed and i'm already at 20 friend request (Even though I have sent 78 request) but can you believe it strangers want to be my friends!? I already got three likes on my "Hello new friends :)" Status. AHHHH i'm a celebrity.

JULY 3, 2011

Since my alter ego is a such a huge success (200friends) I decided to create her an alter ego twitter. Well I made it June 30. But I just learned how to tweet. I called it @OopsMySwagg (Get it!? I sounds like oops my bad lol) and she already has 76 followers. :)

JULY 4, 2011

Happy Fourth of July Guys :)

(six likes)

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