I Couldn't Think of a Chapter Title So I tweeted About It

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July 4,2011

*2:22am*

True Life: I'm Deaf ----> BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!

Just got off of Facebook. Nothing is more irritating then Someone Whose Tweets Are The Same As Their FB Status's (Cough cough Quedel) Or sum1 whu $p3LL$  L!k Dis

You know sometimes I wonder who's going to sit down in read this diary.... I assume this book will be found due to police searching through my things for evidence in the case of i don't know murder, runaway, or suicide lol. I just hate to be bullied, and A LOT of other things but I can't complain. OMG I just saw TOM from MYSPACE's twitter. You know he always has that one same photo. Trippy.

#YouNeedToSitDown is trending

Haters. #YouNeedToSitDown

Thinking School Would Be THE LAST PLACE You'd Hear Rebecca Black Friday. Then Hearing It In The Summer. STOP!  #YouNeedToSitDown

Alot of people are asking for me to #FollowBack BUT WAIT!..... They're not even following me! #YouNeedToSitDown

I should really go to bed It's almost time for my mom to head to work. Plus i've managed to tweet almost THREE HUNDRED TIMES in the past two or three days.

#GoodnightTwitter

July 5, 2011

Just because the sun is out; doesn't mean it's hot outside. Just like just cause a person smiles; doesn't mean they're happy. If you chill with the Wolves. Eventually you"ll howl.

LOL what if Helen Keller testified against Casey Anthony. How awkward would that be?!

JULY 7, 2011

When someone tells you a secret; That's their Treasure. Never open someone else's Treasure to the public

JULY 8, 2011

Just came from Safeway. This bitch. In line. Enough said. I hate that one person with THEE WORLDS MOST ANNOYING LAUGH and thinks everything IS FUNNY & LAUGHS at EVERYTHING! But all well I got some skittles. Did you know the purple wrapper ones give you 50% of your daily fruit values.

I'm so crazy I just realized twitters "follow" button is the same thing as a subscribe button. I recommend anyone who wants to have fun create an alter ego. (With per-caution of course) Strangers aren't always creepy and don't believe who people say they are. Why should you? I mean you're lying to them.... what makes you think they won't to you? I hate going on my original facebook. I swear if my name was a dick the people from my school would be deep throating that shit. Like damn Oliver come up for air. I hate him soooo much. I don't know why I try to be his friend.

Gotta go.... My Babbysitter's a Vampire is about to come on.

JULY 9, 2011

They say follow your dreams..... So I made a twittter account and followed Wiz Khalifa and Cody Simpson. If only dreams followed back. #SoSad Another thing why do black people always sing that Justin Bieber song "One Time" but they call "Imma Tell You One Time." Like wtf? You just sung the whole chorus trying to name the song. O.o (BTW i'm black)

If @MathiasAnderle  followed me I'd KILL!!!!!!! But if @TheCodySimpson followed me I'd DIE!!!!!!

JULY 11, 2011

Got my free SLURPEE from 7eleven :)

JULY 17,2011

#YouSayYouGotSwag is trending

#YouSayYouGotSwag BUT nigga don't forget my twitter name. I RUN THE SWAGGER GAME!

#YouSayYouGotSwag awww that's so cute, you thought you were me for a second :)

July 25, 2011

So my old substitute teacher is in a band? K. Tell me why his "BANDS" music video is playing every hour on MTV Hits today! O,o

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