If you have a large fear of spiders, read at your own risk.
You're sitting on your couch, flipping through the channels for something interesting. You find a show on the Discovery Channel about spiders that catches your eyes.
As they are showing the Black Widows, at a close up of the venomous creature, the screen freezes.
You begin cursing your cable provider and start fiddling with the remote control, to see if anything will happen.
Then, extremely loud white noise comes from the television, but the screen doesn't become staticy, instead, the spider jumps out of the screen, as big as your face.
Before you can scream, the spider rips your trachea out of your throat with it's razor-sharp fangs.
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