It was the average day: me not starting a project, me doing nothing productive, and being lazy. That was until I heard a disturbing sound coming from outside.
"Pumpkin spice latte..."
Oh no... I thought to myself ... They're here...
*grabs conveniently placed shotgun off of counter* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME MOTHERF*CKERS! *fires randomly*
GO THE F*CK AWAY I DONT WORK AT STARBUCKS!
*sigh* that was the last day we had a normal day ever...
