*rapid fire*
"Hey, why did the fish cross the sea?"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP AND HELP ME!"
"Nah, that's too much work."
*zombie gets on top of him* "HELP ME!"
"John, instead of screaming maybe you should just calm down."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *zombie biting him*
"Remember your breathing steps, in and out, in and out"
*dead*
*zombie touches me* *grabs light machine gun* "GO BACK TO HELL YOU HUMAN LOVING , DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH, CANIBALLISTIC, EXCUSE OF A DAMN HUMAN" *unloads whole clip*
*looks at John* * throws sandwich at him*
*comes back to life* "NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!"
"JOHN"
"WHAT"
"U mad bra"
"Are you ever serious"
"Why"
"Nevermind"
*military officer mode on* "OK WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS DAMN CLOSET ANY IDEAS"
Random guy: "Build a ladder!" *gets shot*
Evan: "I got this" * throw pumpkin spice latte*
"YOU KNOW THAT WILL ONLY DISTRACT THEM FOR A FEW SECONDS"
"That's why I attached a grenade to it"
"Did you pull the pin?"
"... Shit"
I have no idea where I'm going with this. whales and unicorns
