One day, Brenden broke a light while playing. He ran away to play somewhere else.
Later, his mom came and saw it. She yelled "Brenden! What did you do?" He walked in and saw the lamp. He acted surprised that it was broken. His mom asks "How did this break?"
Brenden replies "I don't know. All I know is it wasn't me. It was probably my evil twin, Skippy." and walks away.
"Huh. Funny, I don't remember giving birth to twins." she says but gives up because he is halfway down the driveway. And doesn't look like he's stoppin soon.
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So basically, when you get in trouble, blame your evil twin, Skippy.
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