Little kid Recites Alphabet
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Kid: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Ok, but first sing your alphabet.
Kid: Ok. Abcdefghijklmno qrstuvwxy and z, now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me!
Teacher: Where'd the p go?
Kid: Down my leg.
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How you can use this in your life
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Walk up to a random person and say the kid's first line. The person should respond with 'Huh?', 'What?', 'Uh, hi?' or something along those lines. Repeat what you just said, but in an annoyed, impatient voice. If what they respond isn't what the teacher's first line is, (which it never is unless they know the joke) yell 'NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! By the way I just peed on your shoe.' and run away screaming. Go to one of your friends and do it in front of the person you just did it to, but this time, the person (your friend) knows the joke so do it right. Repeat.
FYI!!! NEVER do this on the same person. You can have one of your friends do it to that person (works best when right when you run away your friend walks up) but NEVER have one person do it to the same person.
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