Once upon a Time?

The start of my new life

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Edward always wanted to be a writer. Ever since he was little and he saw his mom doing the profession. When she fell ill and died, he worked harder and harder for his goal.He wanted to carry out the legacy of the Elric name. And the fact that he was considered the new Albert Einstein helped a lot too.
He graduated high school at the age of 9.
He took a few years off to take care of his younger brother Alphonse. Now at the crisp age of 15, he is entering University of Phoenix for the first time.

"Okay brother. Here is your apartment."

Alphonse Elric, at the age of 14, is barely starting his senior year of high school.
He was voted class president on the first day, and his teachers already adore him.
He is liked by everyone, but he thinks it's because of his personality, not because he has to be in a wheelchair. Oh well.

"Yes Alu I know. Thank you so much for helping me move in."

"No problem brother. Make sure you eat and sleep. And take your pills if you need them. I know the ports hurt."

"Geez Alu. Mothering much?"
Edward earned an elbow to the side.
"I will I will I promise. Goodbye Alu."

"Goodbye Brother."
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Silence.
That's what the older Elric sat in until he became bored and started playing with his Phone. When he was in the middle of playing Slenderman,a very noisy knock came from the door.
"Coming." Edward said as he got out of the kitchen chair and heads toward the door.
Ed opens the door to see none other than a man with short black hair and onyx eyes.
He looks at me,surprised.
"Oh. Hello. Is your brother or sister around? Cause I need to talk to them."
He looks around the hall.
"Uhh...no. I'm the only one here." Edward almost shuts the door in the dude's face until he hears a sentence come from the unnamed guy.
"You seem a little young to be here without supervision."
Oh HELL no.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALLER THAN AN AMEBA?!" Edward tries to slam the door but the bastard catches it with his foot.
"Hey hey I never said that alright. My name is Roy. What's your name?" He tries to change the subject.
"Why would I tell you," he mutters under his breath,"Gosh not even the first day of college and I'm getting picked on."
Ed looks up at Roy when he hears a sharp breath.
"You mean you are going to college. You live in this apartment now?"
"Yeah."
Roy looks surprised.
"But you're at the most eight years old."
"I'M FIFTEEN YOU BASTARD!!!"
"Well isn't this a beautiful introduction. I'm Roy Mustang. Your new roommate."
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(Ed P.O.V.)
You have got to be kidding me!
"СbЯtoe ДepЬmo"
Really.
HIM. My new college roommate is HIM.
"Uh... what did you say?"
"Nothing of your concern."
Roy looked at me. He opened him mouth to protest but a bang came from the door.
"ROOOOYYYYY~"
"SHIT!!"
Roy ran and hid behind the dorm couch.
"Hey. Little kid do you know where Roy is?"
"LITTLE?!!!WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT MIDGIT PIPSQUEAK WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR FACE BECAUSE HE'S SMALL ENOUGH TO ONLY SEE YOUR BIG ASS SHOES AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH AMEBA?!!"
"Woah woah slow down there kid."
"I'm not a damn ass kid, old man. Who the hell are you anyway?"
The man smiled," The name is Mae-," he gasped,"ROOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!"
Apparently Roy wasn't hidden well enough. One of his legs were out of the place behind the sofa.
Roy jumps up,"Maes....hi."
I throw my left hand up.
"GET OUT!!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
Roy looks at me,and laughs.
"This is my dorm too, Pipsqueak."
I jab him in the chest with my automail out of frustration.
"Go.Somewhere.Else." I say,punctuating my words with each jab. I push him and "Maes" out of the door and close it.
This year is going to be hazardous for my health.
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СbЯtoe ДepЬmo - Russian; translates to,"Holy Shit."
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