Mr Tall Dark Handsome EXO FANFIC

Satansoo

Zara's POV

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'EXO, you must take care of Zara. Zara you will be living in their dorm today too. '
He looked at the guys.
'If you hurt my niece, don't even think about being an idol. I will crush you.'

The guys swallowed. I smirked. Sometimes I loved Uncle.
He left.

'1-2-3 We are one, EXO'

'Suho imnidan, I'm the leader.'
He looks short... And rich... Is that a platinum card I see?

'Kris. I'm fabulous.'
Huh. Stupid. I'm FABULOUS. Ugh.

'Xiumin. Hiiiiiiii!!!'
Awww. He has baozi cheeks.

'Chanyeol imnidan!
*le derp face*
Ewww derp

'Baekhyun! I love eyeliner!'
Huh? Bacon? Bacon?!! I LOVE BACON!! Eyeliner? Oohhhh bet he doesn't have the whole Rimmel London collection.

'你好，I'm Tao, I can rap, sing and dance.., blah....blah...blah...'
Chinese...weird show off

'I'm Kai, the sexy dancer and hot guy.'
Ohhhh.... The guy who abs made me have a nosebleed... Just you wait...

'I'm Thetun'
Lisp....cute hair awwwww it's bubble tea guy?!

'Annyeong, I'm Lay. Also known as JPG unicorn'
Ohhhhhh I totally get it.

'Hiiiiii! I'm Luhan'
OMO!! It's him! The girl who is not a girl!

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'He's D.O.' said Baekhyun.
Erm..... What the actual... He looks like a cute squishy owl!!

D.O looked at me. I could swear to God his eyes went red and he looked to evil.

On second thoughts....

Something slimy and cold hit me.

What. The. Actual. Eff.

I turned around, and saw A Dinosaur. Or was it a camel?
Wait... A DINOMEL?!!!

Oh.. It's Chen.

'Hi! I'm Chen!! Sorry about that. It's a test'

I growled.

I swear... I'm gonna jump off a cliff.