The Daily Life of a Vocaloid

The Wizard of Vocaloid

Rin, Li, and Lily all decided to go camping in the woods (no one knows why they just did). They rented a cabin in the woods because fuck actually camping. That's for losers who care about nature and shit.

"Alright kiddies we're here" exclaimed Li.

"I already hate it here" Rin complained. Li almost slapped her, but he dosnt slap little bitches.

"So let's get the fuck in here" Lily said and ran inside, only to find bats everywhere. Li proceeded to scream like a girl. Rin came up with a plan.

"Throw lemons at them!" She yelled. Lily pulled out her phone, causing Rin to immediately grab her arm and yell "nOT THOSE LEMONS"

"Wait! I have a better idea!" Li exclaimed and dug into his luggage to take out a morph suit with lemons all over it. Lily pulled out one of her own. Rin refused to ask why they had those. Just as the two were about to run out, tHE BATS GRABBED RIN AND FLEW AWAY, BUT THEY WEREN'T JUST BATS, THEY WERE GAKUPO!!!! (they all had purple hair so they just knew)

"Oh no! Li we need to get her back!" Lily called, hearing Rin giggle in fear from the gakubats tickling her feet.

"Yeah but why" Li asked and looked back up.

"Because she's our daughter or smth idk lets just go" she said and ran after them, running into Len the scarecrow (who for some reason had a banana peel on his crotch no one knew why it just happened), Big Al the tin man, and Kaito the cowardly Lion. They already managed to lose the tin man and lion because they got lost, but surprisingly not the scarecrow with literally no sense of direction.

"Fuck how can we lose this one" Li complained.

"We're at the tower get over it" Lily responded as they ran inside. Inside they saw the gakubats, who were actually also flying monkeys. Their leader had Li in a headlock. It looked like it was over for Li, but whp was that coming down the ramp???? It was world champion jOHN CENA!!!!!

A faint Rin singing John Cena's theme could be heard from the top of the tower.

"Found Rin" Lily said before the scarecrow passed her.

"I'M COMING RIIINASEER BKSFBKABFS" screamed the scarecrow before he got tackled by John Cena.

It turned out that John Cena thing was actually Li hallucinating bc of all the drugs he was on. Lily looked over at Li screaming "jOHN CENA" on the floor over and over and ran upstairs.

Then Rin woke up and looked around her room, really fucking confused.

"What the actual fuck" she muttered and looked in the corner.

There sat Len, a banana peel on his dick.

"Oh so that wasn't a dream."