my classmates

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Ok so I go to this homeschool school thing, and, you'll definitely meet the weirdest people here. 0u0

SO THERE'S MY STRANGE SCHOOL:

THERE'S ME: Im literally the one who's always trying to hide away from answering questions and talking to people and yeah. I'm also the only Canadian and I'm that weird girl who wears shorts when it's cold out and wears plaid shirts and muddy converse and eats too much pizza and is in too many fandoms.

Fucking Summer: LITTLE MISS PERFECT WITH HER LACY TOPS AND HER PURPLE EYESHADOW AND BLONDE HAIR AND "DRAWING SKILLS" EVEN THOUGH IM MUCH BETTER HDFHDJD

Simon: ok this kid has my dads name and he's always threatening to throw METAL CHAIRS at people

Ben: Simons wingman or something. this dudes hair is so frizzy you couldn't get a comb through it

Drake: This guy. he's new and I just can't stand him

MY LITERATURE TEACHER: WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF ME??

Allison: Scary looks and pink track suits and she answers everything with this creepy little smug look ok

Maddie: She's 10 and she's way taller than me, (the short 13 year old) and she's nice and all, but she intimidates me, and she's too girly and wears so much eyeliner you could bathe in it

Erin: CROCS BOY

Guy with fedora: complains about everything and I forgot his name oh well

Bobby: punk kid with rainbow hair and wears a trench coat and 3D glasses and thinks he's the 10th doctor and my friend hates him for no reason

Stupid safety glasses boy: I just don't like him and he's boring and no

Luke: Shorter than me and has the most annoying voice since mouse vomit girl

Maia: mouse vomit voice girl

Sam: EXTREMELY TALL GUY WITH MUSTACHE BUT HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME WHY

Logan: BLURRY BOY (giddy bastard who thinks he's better than everyone)

Jack: He dyed his hair black and ate carrots dipped in mayonnaise and almost set someone on fire and wears the same hoodie almost everyday but I still like him okay (HIS EYES YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDDD)

Chemistry teacher: EXCITABLE OVER PROTECTIVE WOMAN WHO LIKES TO PUT THE ATTENTION ON ME

Chayla: FRIEND. LIKES ART AND HOMESTUCK AND
FRIEND

Jaiden: Chaylas odd brother

Ellymara or whatever: Little girl who gave me a glare cause I started talking to jack. look miss you're like 8, I'm pretty sure he's closer to me in age than you :)

Natalie: no eyebrows and boring and dramatic

Aiden: Horrid style and never shows up to class

Libby: over excitable girl with blue highlights and weird fashion sense who threw a squid at jack

Braxton: silent

Art and oceanography teacher: Im sorry but her voice annoys meeee

Jeremy: dude you have a screwed up face sorry

Ava Fox: dyed hair girl who wears chokers and acts really cool and steals jacks attention (grr)

I don't remember anyone else so yeah

Um bye

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