kanye threw all of his textbooks into his locker. he didn't need those. He was kanye west. he didn't need anything.
he heard loud heels clicking on the floor. he turned around to kiss his girlfriend kim but she slapped him in the face instead.
"lol we done bitch. im with hairy cycles, the world famous cyclist. peace out girl scout." she smiled widely and pushed kanye onto the ground so she could use his face as a doormat to get dog shit off her expensive shoes.
kanye was upset. who was he going to go to the spring fling with now?
suddenly a wild phil lester appeared. he was dragging 2 shopping carts full of unscented candles behind him.
"lol what's that?" kanye asked, pointing at the carts.
"me lunch, it's gonna be ace l o l !!!134!!!67881111!!!!1!!!11!"
"lol so hot!!!!???!?"
suddenly kanye kissed phil on the ankle.
"lol so fun 10/10 would do it again!!!111!!!" kanye exclaimed after.
"pickles?"
"pickles." kanye replied.
"be my boyfriend Philadelphia????"
"ok lol."
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danye 4 ever
FanfictionKanye Omari West is the most popular student at E. Rection high school. Daniel James Howell is just some lame spork. After Kim Kardashian leaves Kanye for Harry Styles he starts dating Dan's best friend, Phil Lester. Dan quickly becomes jealous of #...
