Scars II

Ship Memes

tHAT TITLE. Judging by it, I'm sure you know what this little chapter will be. I will do most (or all) of my ships (canon and/or not). I hope you enjoy!
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Star Chaser (Stardust x Cloud Chaser)
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Comes home drunk: Cloud probably.

Tops in bed: U m.
Does the laundry: A little bit of both. Star usually has to make Cloud do the laundry, however.
Cleans the mess: Star.
Leaves a mess: cLOUD CHASER.
Throws food at the other: Cloud starts it. Star then joins in.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Cloud.
Gets jealous easiest: Neither. If so, it takes a lot.
Cuddles the other: Cloud.
Feeds the pets: Star.
Cooks the meals: Cloud attempts to, but Star must go back and recook.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Cloud; her hair.
And who spends the most money: Cloud.
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Amethyst & Blue Bell (Ship name suggestions? ;;)
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Comes home drunk: Both refrain from drinking too much.

Tops in bed: Probably Amethyst?? They're both quite submissive.
Does the laundry: Both.
Cleans the mess: Both.
Leaves a mess: Amethyst, probably.
Throws food at the other: Both bc they're competitive.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Bell.
Gets jealous easiest: Amethyst.
Cuddles the other: Both are pretty cuddly.
Feeds the pets: Bell.
Cooks the meals: Amethyst.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Amethyst.
And who spends the most money: Neither, really.
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Black Ice & Thunder (Black thunder?)
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Comes home drunk: Ice.

Tops in bed: Thunder.
Does the laundry: Ice.
Cleans the mess: They argue over it until they both end up cleaning.
Leaves a mess: Both.
Throws food at the other: Both.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Both.
Gets jealous easiest: Thunder.
Cuddles the other: Thunder.
Feeds the pets: Ice.
Cooks the meals: Ice.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Thunder because he has to look amazing every time he leaves the house.
And who spends the most money: Both tbh.
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Apple Note & Night Tech (I don't use these two much, so I'm planning on changing them & their names)
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Comes home drunk: Neither.

Tops in bed: Night.
Does the laundry: Apple.
Cleans the mess: Both.
Leaves a mess: Night.
Throws food at the other: Night starts it.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Apple.
Gets jealous easiest: Apple.
Cuddles the other: Night.
Feeds the pets: Apple.
Cooks the meals: A bit of both.
Spends the longest time getting ready: They're both fairly quick.
And who spends the most money: Night.

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Amethyst & Cloud Chaser (Surprise)
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Comes home drunk: Cloud.

Tops in bed: Cloud.
Does the laundry: Amethyst.
Cleans the mess: Both.
Leaves a mess: Cloud.
Throws food at the other: cLOUD.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Both.
Gets jealous easiest: Cloud.
Cuddles the other: They're both a bit cuddly.
Feeds the pets: Both.
Cooks the meals: Amethyst.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Cloud.
And who spends the most money: Cloud.
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Blue bell & Stardust (This is quite unlikely)
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Comes home drunk: Neither

Tops in bed: Verse (?)
Does the laundry: Both
Cleans the mess: Both
Leaves a mess: They are both quite clean.
Throws food at the other: Bell.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Bell.
Gets jealous easiest: Neither.
Cuddles the other: Star.
Feeds the pets: Both.
Cooks the meals: Both.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Star because she takes long showers.
And who spends the most money: Both of them would rather save money.
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Flutterdash (Fluttershy x Rainbow Dash)
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Comes home drunk: Rainbow Dash.

Tops in bed: Verse.
Does the laundry: Flutters.
Cleans the mess: Flutters because Dash got put in "timeout".
Leaves a mess: Dash.
Throws food at the other: Dash.
Spins around in the squeaky chair: Both.
Gets jealous easiest: Dash times one hundred.
Cuddles the other: They're both cuddly.
Feeds the pets: Flutters.
Cooks the meals: They take turns.
Spends the longest time getting ready: Rainbow Dash.
And who spends the most money: Dash.
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Rarijack (Rarity x Applejack)
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Comes home drunk: Applejack