A Day To Remember: Poot x Doot

Not Today Fatty

Poot went outside. She was walking down the street when she saw him. She knew it was love. He looked at her and instantly fell in love. Poot was frozen in place. He willingly approached her. "Hi, my name is Doot Howell." He said. "I'm poot lovato" she replied. "Why aren't you afraid?" "Why would I be?" Poot blushed. She noticed that the boy had earbuds in. She asked what he was listening to. "It's nothing..." He said. Poot looked at his phone. Her hit single d in my v was on repeat. She blushed. He shyly smiled at her. A fan girl ran up to Doot "O M L I HAVE TO PUT THIS ON MY TUMBLR" She screamed. Poot went up to her and flicked her vagina so hard that her body split in half. "Not today fatty" Poot said. "Not today".