Zodiac scenarios

In and out

Sagittarius called everyone and after a long struggle which they almost gave up

finally after a tired Pisces encouraged them to keep trying "Ok ok everyone here?"

"Yep/Yes/Yesh/Yeah/Yepidooda/correct" all of them replied at once

"Ok good meet me at 1730 Wallowby way"

All the star signs quieted down then glared at their phones

"-.- you couldn't have texted us?" Aries said on their phone taking ze selfies

"Yeah dude it's 4 in the morning here" Capricorn

"Pics it's 4 in the morning where we all live!" Virgo said ready to just go home

"Yeah we live in the same area!" Pisces said

"Oh really? Never knew -.-" Gemini said they're voice dripping with sarcasm

Aquarius Said "Night" and hung up while a few star signs (cough cough Pisces, Aries and Gemini) argued into 5 in the morning and Pisces hung up out of annoyance

Too 7 o'clock!

Complaints of it being too early were heard from within the group "Why are we even here, Dummy Sagi!"

"We're here Aqua cause we're gonna break into this house!"

Taurus walked away

"Hey what Taur were are you going?"

"I'm not getting in trouble just because Sagi wants to break into someone's house!"

"Why noooooot?" Pisces said clinging to Taurus's arm

"Wait why do you wanna do it Pice don't tell me you seriously wanna do this!"

"I just wanna scare the person when they get up!"

"How do you know they're home?"

"Cause this is the way to Gemi's basement I've passed this house so many times and Miss lady who lives here is mean to black cats so I'm gonna scare her!"

Pisces made a Cat face and Taurus sighed before they turned there head away from Pisces and happened to look through a window and saw heaven

Snacks and Chips
Cookies and Netflix
Soda galore

Taurus froze and then marched toward the door "Sacrifices must be made!" While Pisces reenacted never let go Jack from titanic on Taurus's arm "Ok let's go!"

The star signs had to round up again cause Aries was in the backyard staring at the dog saying something along the lines 'Your mine.... My precious' and giggling hysterically and Gemini was staring at the owners toilet suddenly overcome with the feeling to take it 

There reasoning was 'It's not like they need it anyway'

"Hey Aquarius information on this house?"

"Like Pisces said! Miss Person lives here and lately I've been feeling the need to blackmail her so I can use my phone in class so let's go!"

"Hey wait where's Cancer?"

"Oh yeah~ well long story short Cancer doesn't wanna because they have school and stuff!"

Virgo was making a face that looked like this *^* "I see a vault............ ok I'm in"

"Oooooooh I see their flat screen and they're couch and they're closet! Ok I'm in to!" Leo said already walking toward the door

The star signs opened the door with Capricorn shrugging and just coming with them cause they have nothing better to do

The star signs opened the door to see Libra sitting on the couch "Hey how'd you get in here so fast?!"

"My wifi connected and I needed better signal so I just walked in through a open window"

Scorpio ran upstairs and no one questioned it

Sagittarius just started making a mess cause they wanted to see if they'd get caught

Aquarius snuck upstairs "I'll get better blackmail material if I steal her camera first"

Leo was already at the door with moving guys selling the owners stuff "500...... 6000....... 7,000,000~ just how I like it!"

"Hey Pice is (New show) any good?" Taurus asked from the couch which the movers just picked up before they hopped off

Pisces sat in front the owners door "I don't think so! just watch the Harry Potter movie again or something!"

Virgo was walking out with bags of money from the vault which Aquarius locked one of the family members inside by accident afterwards

Aries and Gemini walked out with a dog and a trolley that had the toilet on it

Cancer walked in "What are you guys doing in my house?!"

"You live 2 streets down Canc!" Pisces yelled from there spot in front of the owners door texting Taurus

"Oh well........... what are you guys doing?"

"What is all this loud noise in my house?!?" A voice boomed from the door in front of Pisces and slammed open which luckily Pisces dodged but they hit their head on the wall behind them "Owie ;-;" 

The owner of the house who was a tall man, taller then Pisces, bent down to their level and patted there head "Sorry kiddo I overreacted a bit are you ok?"

"No ,Owie, I think I'm gonna bruise!" Pisces was texting Taurus while acting

'This guys an idiot'

'I know but keep stalling so we can find Scorpio!'

'Fine but you guys owe me!'

'No we don't, we don't owe you anything we let you flirt with the owners cute relative that looks your age! you'll survive'

Pisces frowned and looked up yeah they thought the relative was pretty cute but they seem so into Pisces they didn't notice and Pisces just gave up

"Hey Mister could you do me a favor and go to your room and not call the cops?"

The relative smiled "Of course kiddo!"

'True fool -.-'

The star signs looked everywhere and finally found Scorpio in a room with a dead child male lying in a purple pentagram with a burned list of crossed off things

All of them just decided they wouldn't get on Scorpio's bad side and left while they chanted

Not surprisingly Scorpio left the house in blood covered and dragging a whining Libra