Sorry this will be short
The zodiac signs were separated at home on their phones scrolling through Tumblr zodiac sign post technically breaking the 4th wall but who cares!
Aries's house
"Oooooo! Awwww..... Why does everyone think I'm so childish?"
"Ooooo! A new one! Ok Pisces... Sagi..... Cancer .... Aquarius ....... Where am I'm usually first? It's ok I'll just keep looking ...... Capricorn ...... Libra..... Leo ........ Gemini ....... Taurus .... Virgo..... Scorpio..... Mines not here!"
"Tch...... Delete your life WaterJugs4lyfe!"
Puts away phone "I'm gonna go watch breaking bad"
Taurus's house
I was on my bed with my bag of chips Soda in arms length
"Oh...... Aries sent me a Zodiac post.... Cool"
Note sarcasm
"Aries...... Pisces.... Oh I'm not here"
... Hm
"I'm gonna continue scrolling through tumblr for a while"
Gemini's house
"Oo! Taurus sent me a Zodiac post! Ok ok I gotta see what it says about me! Sagittarius .... Aquarius .....
Ok I can't see my name that's fine ...... Not a big deal! I'm gonna go call Pisces now They'll understand... "
Cancer's house
"Why did Gemini just send me a Zodiac post? Hm! Ok! I'll read it!"
*scrolls through whole thing twice*
"Well that's bullshit look another person who doesn't care about Cancer! Like how can you forget me?"
Leo's house
"Cancer just sent me a zodiac thing? Hmmm ok!"
*reads at everybody's* "why can't I find mine? It's not here? Well fuck you"
*looks at comments* "lol Aries is pissed"
Virgo's house
"Leo sent me a zodiac post? I'll check out....."
"Oh cool Capricorn's are really stubborn...... I can't find mine!"
*gasp and tweets Taurus spreading the virus changes status
...
"So Miss/ter Virgo How are you today and what's your problem" Barack Obama said straightening his tie
"I have come to you with a very Important problem destroying our Virgo's today! We are being forgotten! It is an injustice!"
Barack face palmed "Go home Virgo"
"Fine! But I won't stand down! Not now! Not ever!"
...
Libra's house
I just received a zodiac tweet from Leo sounds fun! I clicked on the link and I searched for Libra.......
No Libra........ *cracks neck* this is gonna take a while I haven't wrote a rant comment in a while..... Aka 2 hours and 28 minutes
...
Scorpio's house
I was searching the Internet when Libra sent me a Zodiac Blog
Sounds like fun I'm gonna hold off all my plans for trolling people for a few minutes
"Oh cool Sagittarius is here as violent as ever" *snicker*..... Wait where am I? What kind of stupid fucking blog is this?"
I'm gonna go spam the owner =_=
Sagittarius's house
I was exploring the same Zodiac blog over again "Oh Scorpio sent me a Zodiac blog....... From a few months ago on the same one I'm on right now"
dude your late.......
Oh well might as well read it again "Where's Sagittarius all the rest are cool and all but where's Sagittarius?"
"I'm not here? Why do I even go here? The owner is a stupid Cat owner" (I don't believe this I love Cat's ;-;)
Capricorn's house
"Why did Sagittarius send me a blog? I'm busy I'll look at it in a minute"
20 hours later (kidding just 4 hours...)
"Didn't I say I was gonna check a post later?"
"Yeah?"
"Why didn't you remind me (younger sibling)?!"
"It's not my job"
"Uggghhhhhh oh well I'll check it now" *reads* why am I not on this? I practically raised you and you betrayed me you betrayer!"
"Hmong I'm going downstairs to eat (Favorite food)!"
"Oh yeah Capri I ate your (Favorite food)" your younger sibling said walking past your room
=_=
Aquarius's house
*busy doing what they love to do or sleeping*
3 minutes later
"Capricorn stop spamming me Zodiac post I'm just gonna read he first one and said I read them all"
"No."
*goes back to better things*
Pisces's house
"Oh Aqua sent me a Zodiac blog coolio (every time I say that I feel my coolness drop 205 points XD)"
*reads all and agrees by relating it to people they know*
"Oh where am I?......."
"Miley, wots good? Nothing much good I have a job for you darling"
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I'm doooooooooooooone bye bye!
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Zodiac scenarios
FanfictionThis is an all in all Zodiac scenarios book which in gonna base off of Zodiac books I found so no I'm not gonna say what star sign acts like what nope this is what happens when you put them all in the same place
