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T.F.T.A : Hetalia!

- Interview 2 : Homestuck -

Question 1 : Is Hetalia a good friend?

"Not just great; he's f*cking amazing. He's one person I can be open with. He used to be a kismesis, because of our fans, but we're close friends now, and I'm sure as hell happy with that."

Question 2 : How often do you interact?

"He's usually by my side... Wait, interact? Like... Sexually? We have a good time. Wait, not sexually? Well, he's always by my side. Often, ready to give me hug therapies, for whatever reason."

Question 3 : Is he a weak fighter?

"F*ck no, and he's scary when he's mad. By knowing every fighting technique in every type of fighting, he can beat yours and my ass down if he's mad enough."

Question 4 : What's Hetalia's job in the flat?

"He can make food from anywhere on Earth, so he's mostly the one cooking. I bake cakes with him sometimes. He also calms me down when that a*shole attacks me..."

Question 5 : Is Hetalia a good influence to everyone? Why or why not?

"F*ck yes. Because. And if anyone doesn't think so, I'll beat your a*s into space."

Question 6 : How do other fandoms feel about Hetalia?

"Hetalia's very optimistic, and he can always turn a situation into a positive one. He has a heart of gold, and he's precious and must be protected."

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My back has been killing me for the past two weeks now, dammit. But on a better note, a big thanks to YamakoTsukino421 for providing Question 6 for us! Please suggest more questions, if you wish to do so.

Thanks for reading!

- CJ