#26 What they set your voicemail to

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-=+=- Poke -=+=-
What you put it as:
"hey this is Y/N, you know the bae your calling *giggles* sorry I can't answer I'll get back to you asap. Please leave a bibbity bobbity message after the beep"
What he changed it to:
"hey this is Zack and you are trying to contact my bae Y/N's phone and I'd like to know why, so leave a message, *he makes the table move so it sounds like a bed* oy Y/N wait a sec for me don't get started without me. Don't be a naughty girl!"
-=+=- Mitch -=+=-
What you put it as:
"yo this is Y/N your tryna reach, but I can't make it to the phone. So please leave a message after the beep!"
What he changed it to:
"yo this is Mitch an your tryna reach ma girl Y/N, but she obviously can't make it to the phone. So wait for the the beep that leave a message!"
-=+=- Will -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Haiii! This is me the amazang Y/N, I wish I was there to answer your call but I'm a little pre-occupied right now. I promise I'll call back! Just tell me who you are after the beep!"
What he changed it to:
"Hey hey hey, this is William Shakes here. Y/N number 1 bae, I would like to say Y/N is occupied right now call later or leave a message after the beep!"
-=+=- HBomb -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Okay I'm gonna keep this quick and simple so whoever you are bae or naa, leave a message after the beep!"
What he changed it to:
"Okay this is Liam Y/N bae, imma keep it simple. If you her bae or naa, but not her number one bae like I am, leave a message after da beep!"
-=+=- Graser -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Heyyyyy, Y/N if your getting this message it can mean 3 things. 1. I am busy eating pizza or cake 2. I am busy watching Netflix or 3. I am busy playing video games. I will call back asap byeeeee!"
What he changed it to:
"Yoyoyoyoyo! Homie G here, if your getting this message than bae is busy eating, playing games or doing Netflix an chill, well maybe, leave a message on the beep!"
-=+=- Grapey -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Hey hey hey hey, it's ya bae. No I'm not answering sorry cause I'm occupied you know, occupado *giggles* I'll call you back soon. Just tell me who you is and I'll talk to you soon byee!"
He changed it to:
"Hey guys it's Grapeapplesauce also known as Grape, Grapey and Sean. Today I'm here to tell you, the wonderful person listening that you should totally leave a message a message after the beep!"
-=+=- Devon -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Yo Y/N here leave a message after the magical beep!"
What he changed it to:
(He sings the whole thing, cause he was bored)
"Hey hey, how you doin? Y/N is busy at the moment, so please bae leave a message after the beep!"
-=+=- Bee -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Hey guy or girl welcome to the wonderful thing that most people hate called a voicemail, yes I'm very sorry to leave you like this but I promise to call you back! Chow!"
What she changed it to:
"Hey person or possibly specimen of any sort, this is Bee also known as Bianca, but please don't call me Bianca call me Bee, this is the most hated thing called a voicemail. Y/N will contact you soon don't worry, byeee!!"
-=+=- Straub -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Hey and welcome to a voicemail on ma booty-ful phone, leave a message after the beep if you wanna be called back!"
What he changed it to:
"Hey this is Straub also known as Mitchell, and welcome to the most beautiful human being's voicemail thing in the entire galaxy. Please it would mean a lot if you left a message after the beep so she can reply with her angelic voice, bye!"
-=+=- Rusher -=+=-
What you put it as:
"Heyheyhey, my little baes calling me! Just know that I will reply with a call, yes an actual call is if you leave a message after the beep, love ya!"
What he changed it to:
"Yoyoyo, this is Brayden on ma bae Y/N's phone. You should totally leave a message after the beep!"

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