Randomness

Pick up lines

Are you beer? Cause you're so intoxicating.

Are you butt dialing me? Cause I think that ass is calling to me.

Are you from Japan? Cause I'm trying to get into your japanties (Twaimz)

Are you from China? Cause I'm China-fuck (Twaimz)

I bet if Satan saw you, he wouldn't kill you.

I see London, I see France, I see one very nice ass.

I don't know much about pie, but you make my banana cream.

Is it alright if I walk you home? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

You have a very nice bed. Mind if I Slytherin?